Name: Varla Jean Merman: TELE-NO-VARLA
Start: 2027-01-06T19:00:00-06:00
End: 2027-01-06T21:00:00-06:00
Location: The Palm Cabaret and Bar

About this event

Varla Jean Merman: TELE-NO-VARLA

Get ready for a wild ride with Varla Jean Merman’s hilarious and unforgettable TELE-NO-VARLA show! Who needs a television career when you’ve got television disasters?

Drag superstar Varla Jean Merman takes Puerto Vallarta on a tour of her many “errors”, with outrageous footage of actual TV appearances and shameless commercials, from soap-opera snot to a peek-a-boo chicken wing.

Featuring live vocals, hilarious parodies, spectacularly bad judgment and her scene-stealing golden doodle Jasper.

Drag Show
Comedy
Adults Only

Show details

Schedule: Wednesdays and Sundays 7:00 pm
Doors open: 6:30 pm
Show starts: 7:00 pm
Estimated duration: 60 minutes
Seating: Seating cannot be guaranteed 10 minutes after start time.
Bar service: Minimum suggested consumption, 2 beverages.

Dates

Repeats weekly · Wednesday · 7:00 PM. Starts 6 Jan 2027.

Wed 6 Jan
Sun 10 Jan
Wed 13 Jan
Sun 17 Jan
Wed 20 Jan
Sun 24 Jan
Wed 27 Jan
Sun 31 Jan
Wed 3 Feb
Sun 7 Feb
Wed 10 Feb
Sun 14 Feb

and more dates — see the calendar.

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•In person, 1-hour show.
•Adults only.

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Location

The Palm Cabaret and Bar · Zona Romántica

Tickets

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Sales end 28 Feb

$700 MXN

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